i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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