Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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