Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
