it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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