why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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