so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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