you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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