Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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