It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
