In the future we'll all be gay
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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