did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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