i already hear my dad disowning me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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