Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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