I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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