New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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