butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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