Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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