His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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