I need help removing her.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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