I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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