At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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