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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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