so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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