Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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