I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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