And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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