I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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