i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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