I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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