so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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