i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
This baby is an asshole
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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