I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Text me some of your sweat
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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