The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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