well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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