i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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