i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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