I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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