VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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