You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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