Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
then he tried to convert me to islam
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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