the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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