I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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