im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So vagazzling was a success
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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