Your tits are I can't wait for
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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