IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
did i walk over a car last night?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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