Tell her she can't have a vagina
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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