My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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