Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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