You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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