going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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