dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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