Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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