she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
