So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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