it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Randomize
